If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you
will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for
recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900
miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons
of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the
gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American huh ?!