Modern Epicure
epicure: noun \e-pi-kyu'r\
one devoted to the sensual pleasures of food and wine.
Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to Caffeine
From The Late Show with David Letterman
| 10. | Haven't slept since the Johnson Administration. |
| 9. | Your next-door neighbors often call to complain about the sound of your chattering teeth. |
| 8. | Instead of Tic Tacs, you suck on No-Doz. |
| 7. | You named your twins "Cappuccino" and "Espresso." |
| 6. | On the way to work you get pulled over for speeding and you don't even have your car. |
| 5. | You kill a guy for trying to switch your Starbucks coffee with Folgers Crystals. |
| 4. | You wake up in middle of night screaming "Pepsi! For the love of God, I need Pepsi!" |
| 3. | When a Maxwell House commercial comes on, you actually lick the TV screen. |
| 2. | You drink so much coffee it starts shooting out your ears like our stage manager Biff Henderson (videotape of Henderson spitting coffee out of ears). |
| 1. | You're shaking like Michael Jackson on his wedding night. |
Category: kitchen humor
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